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Wooden Spoon Survivor

Wooden Spoon Survivor

If you grew up knowing that the wooden spoon wasn’t just for stirring, congratulations—you’re a survivor! This hilarious t-shirt is a badge of honor for anyone who made it through childhood with quick reflexes and a deep respect for kitchen utensils.

🔥 Features:
✔️ Soft, comfy fabric—because you've been through enough
✔️ High-quality print that won’t fade (just like the memories)
✔️ Perfect for nostalgic 80s & 90s kids, tough love graduates, and anyone who knew to run when the drawer opened

Wear it proudly—you earned it! #WoodenSpoonSurvivor 🥄💪


• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester


This shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Regular price $25.99 USD
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